Katie’s Greatest Quotes

Katie Getting Sick
Eric: Jalynn was sick today – she wasn’t feeling very well
Eric: Jett was sick too
Katie: (With a sad face) I’m sick too.
Eric: Really?
Katie: I don’t feel very well – it hurts right here (pointing to her chin – again with a very sad face).
 
 
Katie as the Stink Inspector
Katie: Baby sister, you stink
Katie: (After getting closer to Amelia’s bottom and taking a big sniff) Yeah, you stink baby sister
Katie: Mama, you gotta change that stinky butt
Katie: (To Amelia) You’re very stinky baby sister
 
The Emporer’s New Clothes

Becky:  Katie are you going to get ready to go to church with Dad or are you just going to sit there with a naked butt?

Katie (10 minutes later):  I’m just going to sit here with my naked butt.

 

Project Advisor

Eric:  Katie do you want to help me with my project?

Katie:  You are a big boy Daddy.  You can do it all by yourself.

 

Explaining the Obvious

Jett (a daycare boy):  Can I jump over you Jalynn?

Jalynn (sitting on the steps beside Katie):  No

Katie:  You can jump over me Jett because I’ve got ponies in.  (referring to her ponytail)

 

I’ll keep adding them as we go along.

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