Katie Getting Sick
Eric: Jalynn was sick today – she wasn’t feeling very well
Eric: Jett was sick too
Katie: (With a sad face) I’m sick too.
Eric: Really?
Katie: I don’t feel very well – it hurts right here (pointing to her chin – again with a very sad face).
Katie as the Stink Inspector
Katie: Baby sister, you stink
Katie: (After getting closer to Amelia’s bottom and taking a big sniff) Yeah, you stink baby sister
Katie: Mama, you gotta change that stinky butt
Katie: (To Amelia) You’re very stinky baby sister
The Emporer’s New Clothes
Becky: Katie are you going to get ready to go to church with Dad or are you just going to sit there with a naked butt?
Katie (10 minutes later): I’m just going to sit here with my naked butt.
Project Advisor
Eric: Katie do you want to help me with my project?
Katie: You are a big boy Daddy. You can do it all by yourself.
Explaining the Obvious
Jett (a daycare boy): Can I jump over you Jalynn?
Jalynn (sitting on the steps beside Katie): No
Katie: You can jump over me Jett because I’ve got ponies in. (referring to her ponytail)
I’ll keep adding them as we go along.